We Like Ike

Campain Promises

etakeillah — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 04:24:52 +0000

I Hallie Eichholtz promise:

To never *Tweet any picture on of mine or others genitalia or brag about or display visual representation of my sexual encounters.

*facebook doesnt count

To never solicited sex from a *male prosistute in a **airport or bus bathroom.

*female prostitutes dont count

**street corners are open season

To not tap any phones line that belong to *nonfamous Americans

*famous americans and foriegners are free game.

To never talk *too long about boring things

*too long is to be decided by me

To create plenty of juicy gossip to distract you from the real issues America may be facing *while i hold offfice

*and possibly after and before.

To never use the N-word, the *F-word, or the C-word in public or on a recording.

*meaning faggot.

To allow *comedians to testify in front of congress in defensive or opposition of bills, in order to make CSPAN more exciting for everyone.

*anyone that I find humous

To stop this post so i can study and sleep in order to *possible pass community college

* if i happen to fail at community college it is not neccessaryly because of this specific blog post.

etakeillah — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:10:31 +0000

Congratulation to President Barack Obama who is the first black president of the Untied States of America. The Ike campaign wishes you luck.

Your future President Harriet K. Eichholtz

etakeillah — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:30:02 +0000

On today Nov. 4th 2008 I Harriet Katherine Eichholtz am officially declaring my Candidacy for the Presidency for United States of America in 2032.

2032 is the year for democracy.

Let the people be people

Libertarian Party

Your future president Harriet K. Eichholtz